deux ans après

hay tumblr hay

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:56:32 -0500

i really can’t say i remember much from halloween, except getting gin, whiskey and champagne at walmart with the awesome dena, drinking all of these things from the bottle, vodka cherries, pabst-cheese, a heartfelt i-love-you-man with chris, trying to flirt with a girl that plays WoW and grass. in my face.

it’s 2am on monday and i’m still very hung over, listening to carlos jobim and cooking fettuccine alfredo with tuna. i can’t believe i worked an 8 hour shift between now and the party.

so tumblr, i have posted this to teach you a lesson, “you can do anything you put your defiled mind to,” also “there is a discreet way to throw up while at work.”

man i hate those nights

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:25:57 -0400

when you’re fucked up and it’s just getting fun and then it’s like

OPE! GOTTA GO

and everyone just leaves you bored an then you’re like

OH HEY TUMBLR

and there you are

"Nick Cage’s commentary on The Rock is surprisingly hilarious. It’s like… “I..."

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:09:31 -0400

“Nick Cage’s commentary on The Rock is surprisingly hilarious. It’s like… “I like using words… words are neat and I put them together to make things I say. I enjoy sentences. There’s a lot of good sentences I know.””

- My friend Michael. MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I DID NOT WRITE THIS MYSELF.

HIPSTERS, MEET YOUR GOD. (i am, of course, talking about the guy...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:07:28 -0400

HIPSTERS, MEET YOUR GOD.

(i am, of course, talking about the guy jumping on the trampoline holding bananas)

fuckyeahdenasinnyc: ericmerrill: i saw this picture and now i...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:04:15 -0400

fuckyeahdenasinnyc:

ericmerrill:

i saw this picture and now i want some sliders. no, i need sliders. the craving is immense and irreconcilable. i haven’t felt this strongly about something in a long time.

honestly i am taking “harold and kumar go to white castle” seriously for the first time

For real Eric. I was in Chicago sitting on an airplane and as the airplane passed a White Castle I felt like I had failed Harold and Kumar.

It is acceptable to fly a hangglider into White Castle. It is not acceptable to fly a plane into White Castle. You are forgiven.

This song is for my friend who just moved to New York to be...

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:26:23 -0400

This song is for my friend who just moved to New York to be awesome. New York deserves her more than Scottsdale did.

I don't even think you're that attractive

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:16:19 -0400

ventisette:

But something about your character is so addictive to me.

SOME OF US ARE SICK OF HEARING THIS. SO INSENSITIVE >:’(

(j/k, tumblr, i’m totally sessy.)

(but srsly)

mliaverage: Today, my dad made me go to a formal affair with a very strict, black-tie dress code...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:29:23 -0400

mliaverage:

Today, my dad made me go to a formal affair with a very strict, black-tie dress code for one of his city official friends. When we got there they handed us toy guns, sparkling cider in wine glasses, and sat us down to watch a James Bond marathon.
Our city is in good hands. MLIA

new life ambition

i saw this picture and now i want some sliders. no, i need...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:42:05 -0400

i saw this picture and now i want some sliders. no, i need sliders. the craving is immense and irreconcilable. i haven’t felt this strongly about something in a long time.

honestly i am taking “harold and kumar go to white castle” seriously for the first time

fuckyeahcharmander is go

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:58:58 -0400

no one shall ever speak of me actually doing this again

starting tomorrow it is anonymous

aw man

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:34:34 -0400

so there is already a fuckyeahpokemon. i thought of it at work and tried to check for it on my phone, but it didn’t find it. i blame mobile tumblr. i also blame myself for not thinking of this before some other person did.

but i’m still doing fuckyeahcharmander because LOOK AT HIM he’s so pumped for life and…whatever it is that has him screamin’ his own name. all day long.

is tumblr ready for "fuckyeahpokemon?"

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:47:38 -0400

because if it is, i call dibs.

ashdinosaur: fuckyeahhamsters: ashdinosaur: I detest these,...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:35:26 -0400

ashdinosaur:

fuckyeahhamsters:

ashdinosaur:

I detest these, but they are quite interesting to look at together.

Is this photoshoped?

Nope.

are you just aging-proof? what’s the secret?

/durnk

FIRST LEGAL DIVE BAR EXPEDITION

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 05:28:29 -0400

some girl calls me a nazi for doing the full metal jacket march with a piece of palm tree branch. then pushes me into the road in a shopping cart. hipster girls are not to be trusted, friends.

it’s also lame when you drink just enough to feel like talkin’ and the place closes and your friends are all “bedtime.” TALK TO ME, TUMBLAH.

man for once i am over all these desaturated love promoting images all over tumblr. as one tumblr...

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:25:37 -0400

man for once i am over all these desaturated love promoting images all over tumblr. as one tumblr stated, they do create an unrealistic vision of love for us all to get our expectations high over. it’s like magazines, but with emotions instead of tits.

love isn’t simple. it dislikes your plans. it dislikes your bank account. at times, it can distract you from your friends and family and hobbies and make you forget how romantic being alone in silence can be. love does not always lie around in its striped underwear and topshop accessories. sometimes love chainsmokes, brings up its daddy issues and gets angry at you for not being complicated! oh, and it rejects you eight thousand times because it comes and goes like a cold until you’re done messing around with it. then it might stick.

i’m done with flipping over rocks looking for it. i’m gonna spend more time on my bike going to interesting places and spending time with my friends.

especially since one of my best friends is leaving for new york in a month. she’s the one i bitch to and look to for advice both in short order, get rides from when i’m lost in the middle of nowhere and/or drunk, and rely on as the authorative, head-on-shoulders person that keeps my group of friends from devolving into a bunch of high schoolers. i’m going to be dazed and confused the day she leaves and i can’t call her just to walk around downtown with me at 2am out of boredom. thinking of that makes whining about dating seem shallow.

LOSER NIGHT!

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:39:44 -0400

i already have the firefox tabs full of webcomics and sudoku, all i need now are 100 additional pounds, a tub of ice cream and tears. part-eeee

so i watched stepbrothers

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:15:00 -0400

and i think iguessthatscool should play her tumblr persona in the sequel. stepsister.

so my 21st birthday was excellent! there was not a lot of wild partying and drinking, but it’s...

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:31:48 -0400

so my 21st birthday was excellent! there was not a lot of wild partying and drinking, but it’s all the better for that. it was a truly unique day, which is the best i can ask for.

it started out with an awesome breakfast at matt’s big breakfast with my dad, one of the tastier breakfasts i’ve had in my life. after that we went to camelview and saw a neat indie flick.

the lesson was “if you love someone let them free, they will genuinely believe your bluff and wander lost and abandoned for a while before blowing their brains out because the psychological faults that define us and make true love so powerful don’t slam on the brakes for petty issues such as pride, justice and our pre-concieved notions of what and how love is.” or…something to that effect. never try to figure out love. you might as well go fishing for schrodinger’s cat. that doesn’t make sense, but…neither does love. i have been drinking since noon.

i am completely spoiled by the love of my family and friends, who all went out of their way and made genuinely sweet gestures to make my day more awesome yet…my birthdays have a running theme of being somewhat melancholic because there’s usually one person who i really want to matter who…doesn’t. that person who spectacularly does not run the extra mile whom i’ve unwittingly placed my trust in no matter how guarded i tell myself i’ve become. i’m glad the people who love me are mature enough to just slap me in the back of the head for it and not take offense for it. anyway, ungratefulness is a happy little sign that i’m still a bit green.

the more i say sometimes, the more i realize the best thing to say is nothing at all. and i want to be a writer. the irony!

I AM 21. i feel like this guy.

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:09:56 -0400

I AM 21.

i feel like this guy.

"We guess http://ericmerrill.tumblr.com is written by a woman (58%), however it’s quite gender..."

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:05:46 -0400

“We guess http://ericmerrill.tumblr.com is written by a woman (58%), however it’s quite gender neutral.”

- I’M AN IT. crying now. /genderanalyzer.com