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Nov
2nd
Mon
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hay tumblr hay

i really can’t say i remember much from halloween, except getting gin, whiskey and champagne at walmart with the awesome dena, drinking all of these things from the bottle, vodka cherries, pabst-cheese, a heartfelt i-love-you-man with chris, trying to flirt with a girl that plays WoW and grass. in my face.

it’s 2am on monday and i’m still very hung over, listening to carlos jobim and cooking fettuccine alfredo with tuna. i can’t believe i worked an 8 hour shift between now and the party.

so tumblr, i have posted this to teach you a lesson, “you can do anything you put your defiled mind to,” also “there is a discreet way to throw up while at work.”

Sep
27th
Sun
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man i hate those nights

when you’re fucked up and it’s just getting fun and then it’s like

OPE! GOTTA GO

and everyone just leaves you bored an then you’re like

OH HEY TUMBLR

and there you are

Sep
13th
Sun
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Nick Cage’s commentary on The Rock is surprisingly hilarious. It’s like… “I like using words… words are neat and I put them together to make things I say. I enjoy sentences. There’s a lot of good sentences I know.
— My friend Michael. MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I DID NOT WRITE THIS MYSELF.
Sep
11th
Fri
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HIPSTERS, MEET YOUR GOD.

(i am, of course, talking about the guy jumping on the trampoline holding bananas)

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fuckyeahdenasinnyc: ericmerrill: i saw this picture and now i want some sliders. no, i need sliders. the craving is immense and irreconcilable. i haven’t felt this strongly about something in a long time. honestly i am taking “harold and kumar go to white castle” seriously for the first time For real Eric. I was in Chicago sitting on an airplane and as the airplane passed a White Castle I felt like I had failed Harold and Kumar. It is acceptable to fly a hangglider into White Castle. It is not acceptable to fly a plane into White Castle. You are forgiven.

fuckyeahdenasinnyc:

ericmerrill:

i saw this picture and now i want some sliders. no, i need sliders. the craving is immense and irreconcilable. i haven’t felt this strongly about something in a long time.

honestly i am taking “harold and kumar go to white castle” seriously for the first time

For real Eric. I was in Chicago sitting on an airplane and as the airplane passed a White Castle I felt like I had failed Harold and Kumar.

It is acceptable to fly a hangglider into White Castle. It is not acceptable to fly a plane into White Castle. You are forgiven.

Sep
10th
Thu
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

This song is for my friend who just moved to New York to be awesome. New York deserves her more than Scottsdale did.

Aug
24th
Mon
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I don't even think you're that attractive

ventisette:

But something about your character is so addictive to me.

SOME OF US ARE SICK OF HEARING THIS. SO INSENSITIVE >:’(

(j/k, tumblr, i’m totally sessy.)

(but srsly)

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mliaverage:

Today, my dad made me go to a formal affair with a very strict, black-tie dress code for one of his city official friends. When we got there they handed us toy guns, sparkling cider in wine glasses, and sat us down to watch a James Bond marathon.
Our city is in good hands. MLIA

new life ambition

Aug
21st
Fri
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i saw this picture and now i want some sliders. no, i need sliders. the craving is immense and irreconcilable. i haven’t felt this strongly about something in a long time. honestly i am taking “harold and kumar go to white castle” seriously for the first time

i saw this picture and now i want some sliders. no, i need sliders. the craving is immense and irreconcilable. i haven’t felt this strongly about something in a long time.

honestly i am taking “harold and kumar go to white castle” seriously for the first time

Aug
18th
Tue
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fuckyeahcharmander is go

no one shall ever speak of me actually doing this again

starting tomorrow it is anonymous